SYSTEM: ONLINE // DOG: READY
WARNING: Subjects are extremely short, highly food-motivated, and possess dangerous levels of sass.
SEE BOUNTYREWARD (IN BELLY RUBS)
LAST SEEN: Near the fridge.
CAUTION: Subject is armed with high-pitched bark and puppy eyes. Do not engage without treats.
Independently rotating radar dishes. Can detect wrapper sounds at 500m.
Four localized gravity stabilizers. Low clearance for maximum drifting.
The Peach. Floatation device. Contains 90% of the dog's total sass.